I'm Bailey. Nice to meet you.

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Haha lol i half expected this shit. Haha great.

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ANIMORPHS IS ON NETFLIX

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chesnaaught:

who is ole hickory ham mike and why is he texting me

Literally not sure if I can do this again haha great.

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bepeu:

reblog if youre just kidding

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maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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I’m really fucking sad.

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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

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Ok

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pitmyshants:

Cheaters never win